I hereby recommend a short work of utter and staggering brilliance by one of the most prolific literary geniuses of the last century. Blah blah blahdy blah blah. Really? Well then, let me try this again…
A story that fully and unequivocally evokes an unending mental discourse on the meaning of consciousness, time, being, religiosity and the purported infinite nature of the universe in a mere 4,000 words. Yay! What? Pfffffffffffftttt. Hmmph. Okay, well fine, let me think…
Cool story! Twist ending! Honey Boo Boo, Lindsay Lohan and two of the three Kardashian sisters recommend this story! Get your tie-in toy at McDonald’s today while supplies last! Soon to be a movie starring Johnny Depp and the Kardashian sister who didn’t recommend the story in the first place in her big-screen debut!
Seriously, though, read it. You’ll like it. I promise. Ninety-nine and three-quarters percent guaranteed. There are also about eleventy gazillion other Asimov works available at Acorn and through SWAN, so, snap snap, my word-loving friends, time is running out! Or is it?